Posted by: critzpastor | December 20, 2008

Toy Packaging &*(&*^^%%^&$^%$


Sara Groves

Sara Groves


Yep, we’re looking forward to Christmas this Thursday, and we hope you all are too!  I wanted to direct you to a link for Sara Groves single “Toy Packaging”. Click on the link to get your free download.

This song is absolutely hilarious and soooo true!  If you don’t have kids or aren’t exposed to the “critters” on a regular basis you may not quiet get it.  But if you do have yung’uns or if you’ve tried to open a toy (any toy!) lately you’ll relate.



Nothing makes me lose my cool like 
Toy packaging 
Ask the kids to leave the room for 
Toy packaging 
I have no choice the money’s spent 
I’ve worked for hours to make a dent 
I guess it’s anger management 
Toy packaging  

Nothing makes me lose my cool like 
Toy packaging 
Ask the kids please leave the room it’s time for 
Toy packaging 
I’m drawing up a battle plan 
to extricate this robot man 
My self-esteem is in the can 
Toy packaging 

In the old days you could hold a box and shake it 
And hear the pieces rattling around 
My eyes tear up with these grommets, tape and twisty ties 
Remembering their beautiful sound 

Toy Packaging 
I love Toy Packaging 
(Mom! Honey!) 

Nothing makes me lose my cool like toy packaging 
Kids you really need to leave the room, mom’s opening toy packaging 
I’m sorry you have to see this sight 
You must be brave, no please don’t cry 
I promise it will be alright 
I hope to have it by tonight 
Nevermind this dynamite 
Toy packaging 


PS: Remember to let your life shine during this season, especially!



  1. SO FUNNY! This reminds me of Christmas as my sisters house. I wish I could find something to do with all those twist ties. Maybe I’ll make ornaments out of them!

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